Consciousness: That Annoying Time Between Naps

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So I'm driving this morning listening to talk radio. I despise talk radio but my Mom is convinced that I ruin her daily commute, therefore justifying this crap. No, she cant do this by listening to a station with music because apparently only Rush Limbaugh gives a traffic report. Talk about wanting to roll out the door at 80mph.. Anyway, back to the news and traffic report.. Yall may have heard the hoopla over the movie remake of "Dallas". This my friends is going to be a disaster but anyway, the debate is over whether to film in Dallas or somewhere else.. I vote for Dallas being that ole Southfork is still drawing in a million little blue haired visitors a year BUT ok ok here is where I'm going... So everyone is giving their two cents plus three more and apparently the Dallas Homeless Neighborhood Association is anti movie... Read it again kids.. Homeless Neighborhood Association. What the hell is this and where are the meetings? Association fees consisting of a bottle of Ripple and sharing your abandoned car for a night? And I reckon it's a non-profit thing being streetbums and all... That right there is a flashy title!

I am going to do something that I rarely do.. America annoys me with bitching about loosing weight. I hate to admit that I am joining in but I'm going back on the wagon folks. I'm just not liking myself lately and time to change strategies. Oh, how we are a society that likes to run with scissors..

I have been informed that I use the F word too much. Tragic.

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Your stereo speakers used to belong to the drive in theatre.