Reality Is a Crutch For People Who Can't Handle Drugs

This here is our newest park resident, Jolene and her pet Fluffy. Yall all give Jolene a big howdy to the Park!

It seems that my mother has discovered the joys of Ebay. God Help us all. Yes friends, she proceeded to sit and watch a four hour infomercial on Welfare TV all about the magical wonders of Ebay and has been pricing everything in the house. Not that we have too much of serious value but I've been looking real hard for the Virgin Mary to show up in the kitchen floor tiles or something. She goes for some big bucks from time to time. Maybe she will show up in time for Easter.

Speaking of Church.. I stopped by the local Baptist establishment yesterday! On a Sunday even! Ok, so I was just turning around in their parking lot but I technically showed up regardless.. I drove all over hell's half acre this morning doing errands. What is it with every place not opening for another 45 minutes after I get there?? Conspiracy. Well shit, I said hell after the Church thing.. Mary, please show up. I'm very sorry and promise to turn around in the Church parking lot more often....

Daddy Update: Daddy has been working on his homestead because the city is all over him. Hmmm wonder why?? So he bought this siding off the side of the road only to find out he didnt buy enough. Would you believe that the illegal siding operation has disbanded?? Poor Daddy, dollar late and day short.. Have I told you that he also bought a new ride? Have no fear, the camper is still rolling down the road short of a muffler and antifreeze but Daddy has made a big purchase.. Somewhere along the way he picked up a Mitsubishi Mirage. A clown car. Daddy, good luck getting in it and I'm sure it will purrr like a piece of shit after you buy that $3400 transmission.... I'm still looking for that long lost love child on this earth somewhere. I was not meant to do this alone!

Sopranos started last night but no HBO in these parts. Tragic.

So I was listening to the radio while waiting 45 minutes for Sprint to open.. I think it was in Indiana that a guy walked into a bank fully dressed in a clown suit. Yup, shoes, wig, red nose, the whole get up. He was arrested but I assume the get away car drove off with the 14 accomplices.. Ha ha.. get it? Nevermind.

I always wanted to drive one of them Shiner go-karts too.
Wear the little bucket hat with the dangly thing. Tragic.

You might live in a trailer park if:
You consider a six-pack and a bug zapper high-quality entertainment.