Meanwhile, Back At the Ranch...
Falling asleep at the wheel again baby. Youre drifting over the line..
Let's recap my day thus far...
I had a disturbing dream kids.. Consisted of going to the gas station for coffee several times a day and pouring those little creamer cups in my coffee for 30 minutes.. Fyi, I dont drink creamer. This scenario kept playing over and over similar to the movie "Groundhog Day". I dunno folks.
Driving to work in this city is similar to driving Nascar. Avoiding cars doing 3 lane sweeps to make a turn lane, trucks going 30 mph in a 45 and of course those telephone company guys who are working in the middle of a street with no signs posted. Can I get a warning before slamming my brakes at 40mph??
Computer systems are down - 3 for 3 this week. Please refer to Monday's entry - I dont appreciate making 4 pots of coffee only to find them empty again. May just have to head to that gas station after all.. Do not transfer a client to me without me knowing who it is or whether they speak English. Btw, your name comes up on my caller ID. I know who you are.
Everybody say heyyyyy to BROKEN CUP GIRL!
She has a few issues that she wishes to address.
1) Stall Stalkers. You know, the ppl who chose to shack up in the bathroom stall directly next to you when nine others are available. Negative.
2) Potlucks. Do not volunteer to bring napkins so that you have the right to graze all day.
3) Drug Testing. They donÂt test for things that would matter like cocaine and crack that would make you act stupid crazy or steal. But they will test for marijuana which can show up in your system a month after you did it. The worst that could happen there is that you would attack a box of cookies.
You might live in a trailer park if:
People mistakenly come to your house thinking your having a yard sale.
Let's recap my day thus far...
I had a disturbing dream kids.. Consisted of going to the gas station for coffee several times a day and pouring those little creamer cups in my coffee for 30 minutes.. Fyi, I dont drink creamer. This scenario kept playing over and over similar to the movie "Groundhog Day". I dunno folks.
Driving to work in this city is similar to driving Nascar. Avoiding cars doing 3 lane sweeps to make a turn lane, trucks going 30 mph in a 45 and of course those telephone company guys who are working in the middle of a street with no signs posted. Can I get a warning before slamming my brakes at 40mph??
Computer systems are down - 3 for 3 this week. Please refer to Monday's entry - I dont appreciate making 4 pots of coffee only to find them empty again. May just have to head to that gas station after all.. Do not transfer a client to me without me knowing who it is or whether they speak English. Btw, your name comes up on my caller ID. I know who you are.
Everybody say heyyyyy to BROKEN CUP GIRL!
She has a few issues that she wishes to address.
1) Stall Stalkers. You know, the ppl who chose to shack up in the bathroom stall directly next to you when nine others are available. Negative.
2) Potlucks. Do not volunteer to bring napkins so that you have the right to graze all day.
3) Drug Testing. They donÂt test for things that would matter like cocaine and crack that would make you act stupid crazy or steal. But they will test for marijuana which can show up in your system a month after you did it. The worst that could happen there is that you would attack a box of cookies.
You might live in a trailer park if:
People mistakenly come to your house thinking your having a yard sale.
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