Cole’s Law: Thinly Sliced Cabbage
TV reruns are nice if you happen to miss one here and there.
Why are they always the ones that I HAVE seen??
Had a nice, quiet weekend in the trailer and now waiting on the next netflix disk! You left your Coldstone honey :(
Did you know that most Italian last names end in a vowel?
Amazing the knowledge that I acquire.
So I'm trying to open a dvd case.. I'm sick of this childproof crap. I get the important things like antifreeze and medication but cmon, a dvd case? Is a kid going to chew on a disc until they bleed?.. Get pissed at me if you want but parents need to be watching these kids. How about some child locks on cabinet doors? Gun lock on the piece in the nightstand? Draino on the top shelf of the closet? We hear this sad stuff on the news every day, yet priority is saving a child from gnawing on a movie. Don't get it.
Freddie Phelps and his flying monkeys are off the leash and out of Kansas again. Criss-crossing the country to picket at military funerals. Fred, leave these folks alone and come back to the queers. We are used to your bullshit.
War sucks. You know what side I'm on but lets put that aside. Apparently a news reporter was in an attack and evac'd out to Germany. Keep in mind he is still alive and gonna make it.. The evening news is making a holy production out of this guy's "horrific tragedy". Showing him "transported in a military plane similar to a flying operating room".. Guess what folks? Job hazard. I don't see them spending 28 of a 30 minute broadcast on our troops that are dying every day. Troops. The ppl who serve because they were ordered. They dont have the option of leaving a 5th avenue studio.
This is my blog so suck it up.
Locking up the trailer for the night.
Pb&j packed for another day and another buck.
You might live in a trailer park if:
You've ever been arrested for loitering.
Why are they always the ones that I HAVE seen??
Had a nice, quiet weekend in the trailer and now waiting on the next netflix disk! You left your Coldstone honey :(
Did you know that most Italian last names end in a vowel?
Amazing the knowledge that I acquire.
So I'm trying to open a dvd case.. I'm sick of this childproof crap. I get the important things like antifreeze and medication but cmon, a dvd case? Is a kid going to chew on a disc until they bleed?.. Get pissed at me if you want but parents need to be watching these kids. How about some child locks on cabinet doors? Gun lock on the piece in the nightstand? Draino on the top shelf of the closet? We hear this sad stuff on the news every day, yet priority is saving a child from gnawing on a movie. Don't get it.
Freddie Phelps and his flying monkeys are off the leash and out of Kansas again. Criss-crossing the country to picket at military funerals. Fred, leave these folks alone and come back to the queers. We are used to your bullshit.
War sucks. You know what side I'm on but lets put that aside. Apparently a news reporter was in an attack and evac'd out to Germany. Keep in mind he is still alive and gonna make it.. The evening news is making a holy production out of this guy's "horrific tragedy". Showing him "transported in a military plane similar to a flying operating room".. Guess what folks? Job hazard. I don't see them spending 28 of a 30 minute broadcast on our troops that are dying every day. Troops. The ppl who serve because they were ordered. They dont have the option of leaving a 5th avenue studio.
This is my blog so suck it up.
Locking up the trailer for the night.
Pb&j packed for another day and another buck.
You might live in a trailer park if:
You've ever been arrested for loitering.
0 Comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home