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Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Random Observations

I am not an optimist. Never have been and dont plan to be. Some say its a bad thing but I prefer to think of it more as disappointment damage control.
Random declaration.

After a long and exhaustive search it has been declared that Billie Meyers sang the song "Kiss the Rain". I'm relieved that the uncertainty is over.

Deceptive Marketing. Clever yet annoying. "2 for $3.00" is still a buck and a half. And the way they tag .99 cents onto everything? 1.99, 24.99, 99.99 .. Add a cent and realize that you are actually paying the next dollar - it's simple really yet we all think it's a bargain.. Gas. $2.46 when paying with cash but 3 cents more if using credit. Racket. Store cards irritate me. Why am I required to carry a card for 15 different stores? Yet another way to track my every purchase and movement. Conspiracy. I await that day that Homeland Security will inquire as to my Piggly Wiggly purchases. Think about it.

I dont like cats. Yes, hate me and wish me dead because I just dont like them.. Which brings me to a most bizarre experience this evening. A cat leapt from the floor directly to my shoulder and sat like a friggin parrot. I was confused. I dont like cats.

2 months until MLB spring training. 3 until opening days.

You might live in a trailer park if:
Youve ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.

1 Comments:

  • LOL@Vons comment....that would have been worth the price of admission right there....LMAO!! hmmm i wonder if i can get sofie to do that trick....

    white sox are champions!! heh

    By Blogger Jae, at 2:10 PM  

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