What's Wrong With The World Momma?
What the hell has happened to clothing these days? We all make the world go round and I'm all for individuality but lets set a few ground rules, shall we? 1) If you got it, flaunt it. Reality is that some are gifted and others are shafted. 2) If you fall into the latter (as I do) lets make an attempt. Please allow me to address us #2 folks.. First up will be these low rider pants.. Seeing your thong hanging out 4 inches above your "waist" line is not sexy. Refer to #2 above and please re-read that portion if so applicable. Tight "baby-doll" shirts. Negative. I understand the need to feel "girly" and sexy etc but anything with the consistency of spandex (especially if knitted cotton) is a serious offense. Layering 4 of these shirts in different lengths with a sweater does not exempt you. Please do not misunderstand my point, BBW curves are beautiful and there are certainly ways to accent every single one. Lets put those twigs to shame and take pride in our appearance. They could use a few pointers.
Celebrities. Dont care. So Tom and Katie are having a little mullet. Brad and Angelina are creating "The most beautiful child ever!".. Nick is mackin on a new chick now that Jessica has checked out. Tabloids and award shows are overrated. I don't need to spend two hours of my life looking at smiling, rich folks on a red carpet discussing every aspect of their life.. Tell me why you are there. What major contributions have you made since the shindig last year? Why should I pay $9 for a movie ticket or $20 for your CD? Convince me.. I dont care what youre wearing, what ungodly price you paid for it or who the love of your life is this week. Does anyone else ponder how much these ppl get around? It's a wonder that more sex tapes or intimate details dont escape!
I dont mean to bash all celebrities. There are some wonderful and dedicated celebrities who have not forgotten their journeys. I say thank you to these folks. Thank you for setting an upright example and leading decent lives like the rest of us. Yall deserve every major award possible.. Now I must not let the fans off without a scratch here. Above mentioned "respectable" celebrities appreciate their fans and in turn I think we should treat them with a little dignity. Granted you may lose yourself to temporary insanity upon a sighting but let's leave it at "Hello so & so, I enjoy your work. Thank you." .. Lets not stalk these poor people by requesting autographs, hair samples, and sperm donations. They just want to eat their Big Mac too.
Special thanks to Jeannine for inspiration on that one.
Cake Batter ice cream is back at Cold Stone Creamery. And so am I.
You might live in a trailer park if:
You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
Celebrities. Dont care. So Tom and Katie are having a little mullet. Brad and Angelina are creating "The most beautiful child ever!".. Nick is mackin on a new chick now that Jessica has checked out. Tabloids and award shows are overrated. I don't need to spend two hours of my life looking at smiling, rich folks on a red carpet discussing every aspect of their life.. Tell me why you are there. What major contributions have you made since the shindig last year? Why should I pay $9 for a movie ticket or $20 for your CD? Convince me.. I dont care what youre wearing, what ungodly price you paid for it or who the love of your life is this week. Does anyone else ponder how much these ppl get around? It's a wonder that more sex tapes or intimate details dont escape!
I dont mean to bash all celebrities. There are some wonderful and dedicated celebrities who have not forgotten their journeys. I say thank you to these folks. Thank you for setting an upright example and leading decent lives like the rest of us. Yall deserve every major award possible.. Now I must not let the fans off without a scratch here. Above mentioned "respectable" celebrities appreciate their fans and in turn I think we should treat them with a little dignity. Granted you may lose yourself to temporary insanity upon a sighting but let's leave it at "Hello so & so, I enjoy your work. Thank you." .. Lets not stalk these poor people by requesting autographs, hair samples, and sperm donations. They just want to eat their Big Mac too.
Special thanks to Jeannine for inspiration on that one.
Cake Batter ice cream is back at Cold Stone Creamery. And so am I.
You might live in a trailer park if:
You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
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