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Thursday, January 26, 2006

Blondes Tease....Brunettes Please....

Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. - Dorothy

I have promised a few ppl shout outs from the trailer park -

Everybody say haaayyyyyyy to SNOOP!
She wishes to address a serious issue concerning toothpaste consumption. Snoop finds it imperative that one squeezes the toothpaste from the bottom of the tube. Usage of mid tube is an illegal move and violators will be prosecuted. Please note, however, that it is permissible to brush your teeth in the shower as long as tube regulations are met and you also spit directly into the drain.

Everybody say haaayyyyyyy to TERRI!
Terri is a heck of a woman folks. She works down at the Local IHOP store 2673. Terri is a devoted waitress who not only does she dance, sing and keeps the coffee coming, she also has taught me much about IHOP practices. They cater to blind folks and it's all about the 4,4,4,4 and 30 baby! .. Terri, I told ya I would make u a sulebreetee!

Everybody say haaayyyyyyy to VON AND KAREN!
No reason, I just want to see if they read this.

I apologize for the boring entries here at the park lately. I seem to be quite rantless. Yes, I know what you are thinking because I am confused too. This passive thing really doesnt work for me.. Well I do have a rant actually but think it better not to unleash here. Lets just say that I need to win the lottery.. and soon.. Shout out to the yankee who is making my days on this earth less than desirable.
Be nice. Society already sucks.


You might live in a trailer park if:
Your home has more miles on it than your car.

1 Comments:

  • Ihop terry actaully spells her name Tarri....another observation i made while observing the butter bin. its quite fasinating hon, we'll have to catch the tour next time around...mmmmsay in an hour??
    LOL

    i agree with snoop. i am forever moving all the paste up to the top cuz everyone squeezes the shit from the middle and it pisses me off!!

    rock on snoop!

    By Blogger Jae, at 2:07 AM  

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