Rollin' Like a Celebrataaayy!

Ever catch a snippet of conversation so random that it makes you burst out in uncontrollable laughter?

poopy nugget.

Everyone please say heyyyyyyy to TARRI once again! Tonight was her finest hour thus far friends. Kareoke in full effect. This nights lineup was a tantalizing rendition of "I'm in love with a stripper" and ending in a sing along of David Lee Roth's "Just a gigolo".. why you ask? because... sheeeeee aint got noooo bodayyyyy.
Tarri, we love you woman.

Everyone please say heyyyyyyyyy to our newest addition, CAMILLE!
You have more than earned your shout out this evening ma'am. Please note that any further "intimate" inquiries shall be directed toward your daughter. I look forward to seeing you more around the park but am also in fear as to what may appear on my comment boards.
And by the way...
"Southern Brooklyn" dont rightfully qualify as "Southern".
Although.. your daughter seems to know a thing or two about moon pies.

Shout out to JEANNINE! Tarri hooked you up with a new ride.
So drive it like you stole it!

(Shakes head...) I cant handle anymore tonight folks..

You might live in a trailer park if:
There are more than five McDonald's bags currently on the floorboard of your car.