Due to budget cuts, light at end of tunnel will be out

Everybody say heyyyyy to TAGGS! My favorite Canadian Sasquatch Friend! Taggs has taught me much about Canadian geography. We ran thru the provinces, islands and regulations of border crossings. I can now take that road trip to the museum of hell and visit the slums of Quebec where Celine Dion's 34 brothers and sisters still reside.. Taggs would like to address a growing problem up there. It seems that she has grown irritated with older men who can afford midlife crisis cars but young hotties being forced into poverty and cruising in beaters.. I dunno folks, but I did promise a shout out.

Code enforcement. Conspiracy. You may recall the black mustang that has been sitting next to my trailer for the last 7 months? See folks here is the problem. It is not on my property line. Looking at the trailer lot it would appear so, but is not. Fine folks of code enforcement are forever threatening me with violations and fines yet the car still sits.. Trailer eviction or not I had enough today. I retrieved my lot survey and promptly told him to tow the thing or shove off. Not my problem.

Weddings. You find the love of your life and decide to take the plunge.. Racket. Why are these things so complicated? Location, reception, feeding 5 million people, colors, attire, invitations, showers and the list goes on. Is this the way to really start "forever after"? I say stressing out on the brink of divorce before you get the show the road isnt a good theory kids..
Allow me to ponder my own "dream wedding" for a moment..
Attire: jeans and tshirts required, shoes optional.
Location: I'm not paying money for it.
Invitations: mass email.
Food: Cotton candy.

Lil Sis, I told you to elope.

State of the seriously screwed union. I enjoy every minute of the pre-festivities. The schmoozing, hollerin about whos coming in the door and seatin of the little lady up in the balcony. But I took a new approach to mini me's song and dance this year - I watched the entire thing on mute. Really no different from watching with sound because his lips move and say nothing regardless. (waives to my mom.. get your own blog..) President Chaney was looking mighty fine as always.. Keeping in theme with the evening I have re-vamped the pledge as follows:
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the USA and every other nation that my tax dollars support.
One nation under God (I believe this has already been thrown out?)
Indivisible, unless you are a democrat/ republican.
With liberty and justice for all, unless you are a homo

Time to make that pb&j for another day another buck.

You might live in a trailer park if:
You own a homemade fur coat.