Renny, Phone Home...

So I got these lines on my forehead. Mind you that I never noticed them until recently. I know what youre thinkin but they dont appear to be wrinkles. Two of them across the right side. Went thru some old pictures trying to pinpoint when these things cropped up but no dice.

Mom, if youre reading this I need you to be honest. Did you drop me on my head at some point? It's ok seriously.. I will still love you even though I look like ET. Please Mom, stop the uncertainty or I will be forced to share with everyone how I almost died in that horse barrel. Ah, you perked up now huh? Spill it, I know that you know something..

Next Christmas I would like a new hoodie and Schwinn to ride off into the night sky...


You might live in a trailer park if:
You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'ouvre.