The Open Chicken: Open 24 Hours
Wanna see my picture on the cover
Wanna buy five copies for my Mother
Wanna see my smiling face on the cover of the Rolling Stone!
Well the inevitable has happened.
My blog is "too mean" and I "bitch too much".
.. then quit reading it.
Park Update: The Mazda is still in the yard now along side a Chrysler.
Yankee Alert: I do owe the residents of Illinois an apology. It seems that I was wrong about the name of a convenience store.
The store name is "White Hen" not "Open Chicken".
For those of you who dont know how much I hate to shop, you may find this amusing. I opened a can of soup this evening to find out that it expired last year. Canned goods have a shelf life of 2-3 years folks. I guess I have to actually go shopping at a real grocery store. 7-11 cant handle the volume. uggggh!
So I took my non-relationship girl to dinner last night and all of a sudden NRG and I just looked at each other because we couldnt believe what our ears were hearing. We both laughed because obviously we were n-synch. And I dont mean in a boy band way folks... Our attention is on the table behind us we couldnt believe what we were hearing. The table behind us is a family of 6 mom, dad, and 4 brats..uh.. I mean children. The rug rats were little... thinking 4 and under. There are these game cards on the table with words on them.
Dad: the word for the day is VELOCITY. Do you know what Velocity means?
He's asking a two year old folks.. The rug rat couldnt even say the word and he wants to know if she knew what it meant. So now NRG and I are having our thoughts on this. like.. Why are they rushing these kids? What is the GD hurry!!! NRG suggested teaching them how to spell CRAYOLA and I suggested shoving it up her ass.. See where this is going folks? They spent the whole time schooling these kids with words I can't even pronounce!! So sad.
So back to the 500 ways to make a pizza thing, what is up with that?? Next thing you know theyre going to make a no crust pizza and just give you a plate of sauce cheese and toppings. The pizza you can eat with a spoon!!! I have to say though, that cheese bites I think they call it was just OK. Nothing spectacular. It was interesting but not something I can't live without.
Give me a real slice you have to fold in half to eat and then we can talk turkey.
Non-relationship girl rocks my world!! btw.....
You might live in a trailer park if:
Momma taught you how to flip a cigarette.
Wanna buy five copies for my Mother
Wanna see my smiling face on the cover of the Rolling Stone!
Well the inevitable has happened.
My blog is "too mean" and I "bitch too much".
.. then quit reading it.
Park Update: The Mazda is still in the yard now along side a Chrysler.
Yankee Alert: I do owe the residents of Illinois an apology. It seems that I was wrong about the name of a convenience store.
The store name is "White Hen" not "Open Chicken".
For those of you who dont know how much I hate to shop, you may find this amusing. I opened a can of soup this evening to find out that it expired last year. Canned goods have a shelf life of 2-3 years folks. I guess I have to actually go shopping at a real grocery store. 7-11 cant handle the volume. uggggh!
So I took my non-relationship girl to dinner last night and all of a sudden NRG and I just looked at each other because we couldnt believe what our ears were hearing. We both laughed because obviously we were n-synch. And I dont mean in a boy band way folks... Our attention is on the table behind us we couldnt believe what we were hearing. The table behind us is a family of 6 mom, dad, and 4 brats..uh.. I mean children. The rug rats were little... thinking 4 and under. There are these game cards on the table with words on them.
Dad: the word for the day is VELOCITY. Do you know what Velocity means?
He's asking a two year old folks.. The rug rat couldnt even say the word and he wants to know if she knew what it meant. So now NRG and I are having our thoughts on this. like.. Why are they rushing these kids? What is the GD hurry!!! NRG suggested teaching them how to spell CRAYOLA and I suggested shoving it up her ass.. See where this is going folks? They spent the whole time schooling these kids with words I can't even pronounce!! So sad.
So back to the 500 ways to make a pizza thing, what is up with that?? Next thing you know theyre going to make a no crust pizza and just give you a plate of sauce cheese and toppings. The pizza you can eat with a spoon!!! I have to say though, that cheese bites I think they call it was just OK. Nothing spectacular. It was interesting but not something I can't live without.
Give me a real slice you have to fold in half to eat and then we can talk turkey.
Non-relationship girl rocks my world!! btw.....
You might live in a trailer park if:
Momma taught you how to flip a cigarette.
posted by Renny at
9:23 PM
1 Comments:
open chicken, honkey trailer, shit on a shingle....its all good babe!
smooches
NRG
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Jae, at 9:08 AM
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