Change is Inevitable, Except From a Vending Machine

We have all had those moments of being on the verge of broke and forced to pay $14.00 in pennies. You know cmon.. sometimes you try to be discreet and roll them up, others you haul in the heavy duty zip and plunk it down. Amazing where spare change can be found if one looks hard enough! .. So you may ask yourself, Self, where is Renny going on this?
I went to the Stop and Go tonight for one friggin item and there were 6 ppl ahead of me. A gas station folks. This is not spending your day in Walmart.. Looking to see what the problem is I discover a grown man asking how much this is.. and that.. what if he buys two bags of Cheetos instead of one.. What kind of beer is on sale.. No, he doesnt drink that kind, do they have anything else? Wait he has a coupon.... He then unloads that half a Federal Mint of change on the counter.. Yup, we're up to 9 ppl in line now as he counts one..two.. fifteen.. twenty-three.. The rest of us finally get our stuff while schmo still totals off to the side.
And btw... he walked out with two chick-o-sticks, market value I'm guessing 15 cents.

While there I noticed this stuff called "Chaser". Some magical pill for hangovers with the marketing tactic "no carbs!".. No carbs? Are carbs really a concern after a night of downing 16 beers loaded with them? Waste of money kids. Stick with the Gatorade, cures it everytime.

Well for those of you that I havent updated, my little sister's wedding was two weekends ago. Everyone says the typical "oh how beautiful, cake was purdy, bride was stunning" and all that other shit but the main attraction was my nephew, Spawn. Apparently he wrecked the holy production by throwing himself down the stairs behind the preacher man and capping it off by picking his nose to high heaven... all while looking dashing in his midget tuxedo and not a hair out of place.
Spawn, Unkie Ren loves you and owes you a trip to Toys-R-Us real soon.


I'm not cocky. I just have faith.

Locking up the trailer for the night kids. Got me some pennies to roll before that big Dollar Tree excursion tomorrow.

You might live in a trailer park if:
There has ever been crime-scene tape on your front door.