A New Park Feature!

Always eager to enhance the park, we have a new feature here called Tuesday Three.. This first week I'll add two of them.
Add your own answers on the comment page!

List three "simple things" that make you really happy:
1) My boys leading the AL East
2) Seeing Von soon
3) Being a Texan again

List three things that make you really sad:
1) Losing someone
2) Gas prices
3) Not working

If you could go back in time and tell the 12 year-old you three things, they would be:
1) Respect those you love more, you dont know how long you have
2) Chrissie Hynde really isnt THAT hott
3) Theres gonna be this really cool thing called an internet

List three things you learned from your mother:
1) She will come back if you sit in a grocery store long enough
2) Never feed a horse alone
3) When in doubt, put a garbage bag over the window

List three things you'd like to do before you die:
1) See a game in every ballpark then tour Cooperstown
2) Skydive/ bridge jump again
3) Ambition is overrated

List three people who have helped influence who you are today:
There are too many to list but special shoutout to GRANDMA!


You might live in a trailer park if:
You think watching professional wrestling is foreplay.