Random Ramblings

It's almost Mother's Day dear readers.. I'm not a fan of holidays with the overblown Hallmark bullshit but take a moment and make a call to your Mom. Life is too short.

So I had this dream tonight about Carnies. You know, scuzzy lil carnival workers with 3 legs or a 4th eye.. The tilt-a-wirl guy was trying to tilt my whirl and it was disturbing folks. I went to pop balloons with darts instead..

We lost our Dish Network for a while. See, we were on one of those "special plans" but the card blew and we're SOL.. The welfare TV sucks down here and 3 channels arent that entertaining. Oh, the trials of life.

I need a vacation. Nothing extravagant. Maybe a little sun on a beach and unlimited tropical drinks in a coconut.. with the paper umbrella. That my friends is the Margaritaville touch! Exotic foods besides the latest introduction at Taco Bell. Key West, Cape Cod, or some secret Mexican island hideaway..
But until then I'll just keep looking for the latest amusement out on the trailer porch.

I hate mortgage companies. See my house has been on the market for a while and most of you know the story. I've had a great offer for over a month but the Mortgage company is less than cooperative. All I need is an ok and its a done deal. Do you see a problem here? Negative..

Ok, this is Soapy Papoose signing off. (Smile to Megan. I miss you)

You might live in a trailer park if:
Your wife's hairdo was ever ruined by a ceiling fan.