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American Idol. Another fine example of the shit America is preoccupied with. I like the premise of the show in the fact that it gives people a chance for exposure but maybe due to Chris' departure, I'm tired of the hype. Straight up, now tell me why is Paula Abdul out from under her rock? And why is Randy obsessed with this dawg pound thing? I kinda dig Simon's cruel certainty though..
Rant: I tried to pay a couple of bills this morning but did not have the website logins. No problem, I'll just call... It takes an act of congress to pay a bill kids. An account number and form of payment used to be sufficient but oh no, today you need social security numbers, passwords, secret codes and shoe sizes.. I informed Joy (conspicuous name?) that I had the account number and check but no social security number, suddenly I was unauthorized to make a payment. This is taking place at 6am folks.. Next comes the lecture of what is due and for how much and when. "Joy" is now becoming a pain in my ass.. 15 minutes and two people later I pay the freakin bill.. tragic.
Glutton for punishment, I went to the grocery store. They have this little wall display with nifty scanning guns just like the checkout lines. I had to play with this!! Swiped my little card, unlocked the gun and headed on over to assault the produce. BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! Man, that was a blast.. I honestly have no idea why I came out $22 ahead of what it said, but yall gotta try this.
We hit 99 degrees here at the park today.. I'm lovin it.
You might live in a trailer park if:
On Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat.
Rant: I tried to pay a couple of bills this morning but did not have the website logins. No problem, I'll just call... It takes an act of congress to pay a bill kids. An account number and form of payment used to be sufficient but oh no, today you need social security numbers, passwords, secret codes and shoe sizes.. I informed Joy (conspicuous name?) that I had the account number and check but no social security number, suddenly I was unauthorized to make a payment. This is taking place at 6am folks.. Next comes the lecture of what is due and for how much and when. "Joy" is now becoming a pain in my ass.. 15 minutes and two people later I pay the freakin bill.. tragic.
Glutton for punishment, I went to the grocery store. They have this little wall display with nifty scanning guns just like the checkout lines. I had to play with this!! Swiped my little card, unlocked the gun and headed on over to assault the produce. BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! Man, that was a blast.. I honestly have no idea why I came out $22 ahead of what it said, but yall gotta try this.
We hit 99 degrees here at the park today.. I'm lovin it.
You might live in a trailer park if:
On Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat.
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