List three of your favorite quotes:
1) Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. -Mae West
2) I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. -George Carlin
3) I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. -George Burns

List three toys you loved when you were a child:
1) He-Man
2) parachute men
3) Nintendo

List three things you always put off:
1) Mopping floors
2) Doctor Appointments
3) Phone Calls

You might live in a trailer park if:
You’ve ever knocked a woman unconscious by snapping her bra.