Got change for a twenty?

Mae West once said "one and one is two, two and two is four and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.."
Well I've always been a risk taker and most anyone will tell you that.

With full risk in tow, I decided to have the pork chops which were made out on the community park grill last night. The risk portion of our program comes in the fact that I forgot and left them sitting in the microwave for approximately six hours.. The sniff and look tests were affirmative so I took a walk on the wild side and dug in. They were quite tasty but I am now concerned as to why my tongue is tingling and has a metallic flavor. There are lots of ways to go out of this world kids but I'm thinking death by pork chop isn't going to be pretty..

I need to reflect on all that I haven't done yet before my impending trip to the big trailer park in the sky..
- Blow up ants with Malto Meal
- Make ramen noodles in a coffee pot
- Drink LOTS of Listerine
- Sit atop trailer with bb gun picking off flamingos
- Sky dive while singing The Night They Drove Ole Dixie Down..

Do you see how tragically my life will be cut short?? My lips are tingling now.. Oh God.. Lizabeth! Lizabeth , It's the big one!..

UPDATE: Well it's been two hours and I still have vision in one eye.. Could I have made it? Looks like no trailer park in the sky just yet kids..

I guess ten will get you twenty if you work it right..

You might live in a trailer park if:
You've ever peeled an orange during sex.