Muffins! Again!

Of course the damn muffins are back on the news tonight. "Breaking news tonight on the tainted muffins, we have Chopper 5 live on the scene.." Ok, so the latest is that two high school kids have confessed, posted bond and are facing twenty years for this horrible offense. I had my share of high school pranks (and probably should have gotten jail time too) but this is a muffin thang?? Twenty years?? Waste of my oxygen. Get off my TV.

I had a long day today folks. Three total hours of driving. I hate the Government.

I had lunch with Daddy today. Nothing special, just him bitching about his Government job over a plate of chicken livers. (Do you see the Government pattern here??)

Never give a 15 pound cat a bath. Negative.

You might live in a trailer park if:
You've ever spooned with your girl at a carp pond.