Negatively Tragic.

So by now I am sure you have seen the newest KFC racket, new Famous Bowls! .Well I'm not sure how famous they can be after 3 days of marketing but ok let's examine this monstrosity.. We have a pile of potatos with corn atop, some dried out chicken and the gratuitous two spoons of gravy slopped on top. Now of course for those in doubt they have placed a heap of cheese to cover the insanity.. Those that are acquainted with my neurotic habits know that this is a tragical class A violation. I never ate shepherd's pie as a kid and I'm not going to start now.

So I was drinking Listerine last night and explaining to a friend my fascination of showering in the dark. Try it sometime folks. Just turn out the lights and let the water rain over your head.
Beautimus.

So I was reading my comments and saw a few recommendations.
Number one from the park fans was requesting more graphics.. Look around and you'll be mighty pleased.. Number two was how much you love the trailer park.. Have no fear friends, the moon pies and rc cola will always be here for anyone who stops by, proving that the schmuck saying "there is no such thing as a free lunch" just didn't stop by. Another suggestion was to include a short biography of myself and how I came to live in this here beautimus park.. Well, I was born, am still here and hope to be a Mortician one day.

Ok.. first person to name this gets a box of triscuits and a can of that fancy Dollar General spray cheese.. No Googling please because Jesus hates a liar!
- You mundane noodle! -

You might live in a trailer park if:
You put your foot ottoman up on blocks to keep it from rolling away.