NIFTY NINE!

List three things you've drank today:
1) Diet Dr. Pepper
2) Cherry Limeade
3) More Diet Dr. Pepper

List three things you've eaten today :
1) Mac & Cheese
2) Hamburger Steak
3) Nothin

List three talents you wish you had:
1) ambition is overrated
2) ambition is overrated
3)ambition is overrated

You might live in a trailer park if:
You are paying child support to yourself.