Ok it's been a while since the last entry so let's hit the mailbag.. I have a feeling that the die-hards will be rolling in the aisles but remember that I have your email addresses and know who you are!

You can spin your luck at Klondyke26@yahoo.com

What is the first thing you look at when you meet a new person?
- (Yes, call me a liar but honest to God!) .. Eyes.

What is the most embarrassing story that your parents tell about you?
- I'll throw this one in for my Mom... We were in a store and I was I don't remember, maybe 3? .. The man ahead of us in line had been out running and was sweating profusely. (Yes Mom, I will do it justice) ..
HEYYYYYY MISTER! I SAID HEYYYYY MISTER!
Didn't your Momma ever tell you not to pee in your pants???
HEYYYYY MISTER???????

What is your most lame yet truthful excuse used to call into work?
- My garage door wouldn't open.

How does the body know exactly how fast the heart needs to beat?
- I gauge that on a sliding scale according to coffee and nicotine intake.

Have you ever woken up after a night of being so completely drunk that you wish that you could feel that lingering moment of happiness you felt the night before forever, and life would be worth living? Please describe.
- Omg, my mother and Gamster read this!! Part one yes. Part two no.

Do you like mayonnaise?
- I'm so not going to feed into wherever you are going on this.

Are you afraid to die?
- Negative.

Do you think OJ was guilty?
- He paid good money for it I'm sure.

Do you enjoy the calming effects of turkeys?
- See mayo question above.

What road sign are you and why?
- Bon Jovi. Because I like the band.

You might live in a trailer park if:
Any of your kids were conceived in a car wash.