Mail Call!

Maybe our Nifty Nine will come back one day soon but here are a couple more emails in the box.
Special thanks to Susan for sending a couple of these in!
Yall crack me up!

What is the best practical joke you have played on someone?
- It wasnt really a practical joke but probably when I started the office on fire with rubber bands and beat the rap ty.

Have you ever eaten wild berries off a bush?
- Yall aint right.

What is something interesting you have discovered recently?
Third Watch reruns on A&E.

Does the battle dive ability of imperial griffins damage your allies if they're in the targetted grid?
- Affirmative Ghostrider.

Is religion more powerful than government?
- Oh certainly.. Damn Republicans.

How many people have you slept with?
- OMG, automatic disqualification!

If you could go anywhere, right now, where would you go?
- Standard.. On a beach with a pina colada coconut.

You might live in a trailer park if:
You have ever bathed with flea and tick soap.