I hate waiting in line. Anywhere anytime, the world is full of lines. Some are sometimes rude and in a hurry, other times some moron holds up the line for the stupidest shit.
In an effort to avoid the grocery store, I arrived at the Diamond Shamrock.. NO line = SCORE!
Thus, me and my two bottles of water would quickly be on our way! ..
Negative.
Two broads in pajama pants somehow got in front of me and it was game on.. "How much are these scratch offs? Ohhh not the twenty dollar ones! Which are the five dollars? Oh, Lone Star and Pinky Dice and Happy Poker, which shall we choose? Then we played the "two of these, three of those and one more of them ones" game. Apparently somebody couldn't count because twenty bucks was all they had for lottery glory.. Now I must tell you that there is a clock up on the window and I was counting the minutes.. Five minutes might not sound like a long time but trust me when I say it is an eternity when one is in a lottery dilemma. Two more minutes while the cashier voids the unwanted tickets.. Tick tock, Tick Tock with four people behind me.. "Which ones are the one dollars? (other igmo) "well you never win on dollar tickets heeee heee hee" (igmo #1) Yes but even a little would be nice.." and on and on. Tick tock.. Tic tock.. 10 minutes and I'm beginning to wonder if they are trying to win gas money.. 12 minutes and we have reached a decision - three Pinkys and four dollar Hoopla Happy Cash. The Broads pay in QUARTERS and proceed to start counting.. Must have been a light laundry mat day??
14 minutes later I was on my way with two bottles of half ass cold water.
I hate people.
Now speaking of laundry mats, I had a date in one once. Very interesting and it does take 2 hours to dry a comforter.. Two hours at a laundry mat aint necessarily a bad thang heh heh..
Do you wonder why they are called laundry mats? Did folks at one time wash only laundry mats? Is that some sort of kin to a front door mat? Ahhh the mysteries of life..
We had a nice friend over tonight who is well acquainted with my midget molester. The joys of reminiscing..We threw some burgers on and watched the movie RV. That movie folks has Daddy written all over it - right down to the RV sitting in a lake for two days. Definitely on Daddy's Christmas list. We enjoyed her stay and please come visit the park anytime!
It is 6am and I should be in bed but life is a gamble aint it?.. Bing is all suited up and ready for work on Wednesday! You go my woman! Some idiot found the Virgin Mary on a chocolate drop. She turns up anywhere these days and I reckon Mary was a Hershey's fan.. Nothing much else exciting.. No one has flown in the arms of Jesus and neither Angela Lansbury or Jesus has stopped by to pick anyone up.
You might live in a trailer park if:
You've ever been too drunk to fish.
In an effort to avoid the grocery store, I arrived at the Diamond Shamrock.. NO line = SCORE!
Thus, me and my two bottles of water would quickly be on our way! ..
Negative.
Two broads in pajama pants somehow got in front of me and it was game on.. "How much are these scratch offs? Ohhh not the twenty dollar ones! Which are the five dollars? Oh, Lone Star and Pinky Dice and Happy Poker, which shall we choose? Then we played the "two of these, three of those and one more of them ones" game. Apparently somebody couldn't count because twenty bucks was all they had for lottery glory.. Now I must tell you that there is a clock up on the window and I was counting the minutes.. Five minutes might not sound like a long time but trust me when I say it is an eternity when one is in a lottery dilemma. Two more minutes while the cashier voids the unwanted tickets.. Tick tock, Tick Tock with four people behind me.. "Which ones are the one dollars? (other igmo) "well you never win on dollar tickets heeee heee hee" (igmo #1) Yes but even a little would be nice.." and on and on. Tick tock.. Tic tock.. 10 minutes and I'm beginning to wonder if they are trying to win gas money.. 12 minutes and we have reached a decision - three Pinkys and four dollar Hoopla Happy Cash. The Broads pay in QUARTERS and proceed to start counting.. Must have been a light laundry mat day??
14 minutes later I was on my way with two bottles of half ass cold water.
I hate people.
Now speaking of laundry mats, I had a date in one once. Very interesting and it does take 2 hours to dry a comforter.. Two hours at a laundry mat aint necessarily a bad thang heh heh..
Do you wonder why they are called laundry mats? Did folks at one time wash only laundry mats? Is that some sort of kin to a front door mat? Ahhh the mysteries of life..
We had a nice friend over tonight who is well acquainted with my midget molester. The joys of reminiscing..We threw some burgers on and watched the movie RV. That movie folks has Daddy written all over it - right down to the RV sitting in a lake for two days. Definitely on Daddy's Christmas list. We enjoyed her stay and please come visit the park anytime!
It is 6am and I should be in bed but life is a gamble aint it?.. Bing is all suited up and ready for work on Wednesday! You go my woman! Some idiot found the Virgin Mary on a chocolate drop. She turns up anywhere these days and I reckon Mary was a Hershey's fan.. Nothing much else exciting.. No one has flown in the arms of Jesus and neither Angela Lansbury or Jesus has stopped by to pick anyone up.
You might live in a trailer park if:
You've ever been too drunk to fish.
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