So I was bored last week and got a newspaper. An actual newspaper.
Everyone now waive to my Gam who is certainly shaking her head right now at my pathetic, paperless generation. Don't get her started on my phone book skills!

I was reviewing the recent Obituary inductees when I ran across a couple of high rollers - "Sophia so and so (comma) Our precious angel (comma) fought hard for four days then flew into the arms of Jesus."
say it with me .... flew into the arms of Jesus??

"Jesus stopped by to pick up our Mother Juanita last Wednesday."
Jackpot.. Jesus just happened to stop by??? Lucky Juanita.
Remember that broad on Murder She Wrote? Every time she stopped by for a visit or weekend stay somebody wound up dead too..

Tonight I went to the grocery store and lawd if there wasn't a Krispy Kreme truck with the back doors wide open! My friend suggested we grab a couple of boxes but my conscience spoke to me.. Why steal a couple of boxes when you can take the whole truck?? But I really didn't see a good outcome with Bing having to spring me from her new job... negative.

And now a tasty receipe from a loyal park fan -

Frito Pie on the Go!
(This is designed to be assembled at 7-11)
Big Grab of Fritos (Dainty appetite? Use the snack-sized bag)
One can of chili with beans
Grated Cheddar cheese
Spork
Accouterments (your choice): sour cream, onions, tomatoes, jalapenos - whatever the 7-11 has

Snip across the side of the Fritos bag (an authentic Frito pie MUST be served in the bag and eaten with a spork). Pour in the chili, top with cheese and anything else your heart desires. Then stick the fork into the bag, mix it up into a sloppy mess, and enjoy! More fun that a funnel cake at the flea market!

You might live in a trailer park if:
You had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.