If I Only Had a Hammer...

I cant sleep.
And perhaps its this gutrot thing I have going. I feel like a kid on his 13th bag of cotton candy while riding the tilt-a-whirl.
What we have here is a bitch of an unsatisfactory situation.

Nothing really to blog tonight dear park fans, I'm just awake.

Oh, I need to give a shout out to one of my favorite websites, Findadeath.com
This catchy little site contains detailed descriptions of celebrity deaths. The owner actually runs a "gravehunting" business in L.A. and will send you a "Death Hag" bumper sticker free of charge. Plus he might put you on the site if you send him a picture of the sticker in a nifty place! My personal favorite has got to be the JFK limousine in the Ford museum in Detroit Michigan -
http://findadeath.com/funstuff/detroithag/dec05.htm

Now wasn't that a thrilling experience??

Back to the Carnies on the tilt-a-whirl....

You might live in a trailer park if:
You've ever used a weed eater indoors.
(Dedicated to Daddy.)