I've been everywhere, man.. I've been everywhere, man.
Crossed the deserts bare, man.. I've breathed the mountain air, man.
Travel - I've had my share, man.. I've been everywhere.
I've been to:
Lancaster Ave
S. Vickery
W. Peter Smith St
----
Summit Ave
E. Rosedale St
Hemphill
S. Main Street
----
Henderson St
Jarvis
Lipscomb
AND Pennsylvania Avenue
----
What A pity I've been everywhere, man.. I've been everywhere, man.
Crossed the deserts bare, man.. I've breathed the mountain air, man.
Travel - I've had my share, man.
I've been everywhere!
Crossed the deserts bare, man.. I've breathed the mountain air, man.
Travel - I've had my share, man.. I've been everywhere.
I've been to:
Lancaster Ave
S. Vickery
W. Peter Smith St
----
Summit Ave
E. Rosedale St
Hemphill
S. Main Street
----
Henderson St
Jarvis
Lipscomb
AND Pennsylvania Avenue
----
What A pity I've been everywhere, man.. I've been everywhere, man.
Crossed the deserts bare, man.. I've breathed the mountain air, man.
Travel - I've had my share, man.
I've been everywhere!
(Waives to Gam!)
Long story even longer, I wore out the door locks and spent about $20 in gas to purchase a $6 item. Tragical.
Have I told you of our refrigerator tragedy?
We moved on into the purdy deelux trailer but had to scrape to find a fridge same day. Our last option (which we hated to do) was hit a rent to own place before 6pm on a Saturday. You know the drill, pay $1400 for a ridiculous marked up $700 item to begin with. Local version of a walk-in Fingerhut. We now have our 14.5 cubic ft fridge (yes, you did read that right, 14.5) for $80 a month and today I went in to make our second and hopefully last payment.
These places are created by Satan. First it is a maze to get around the damn place and lawd let me tell you some of the fugly stuff they got up in there! So I cruised on over to make the payment and was advised that we owed $94 vs. the $80 on the contract. Why might I ask? The snobby 17 year old cashier informed me that we had a late charge. We hadn't signed up for the bogus add on but apparently were a month behind on last month's fee of $13.
It's simple math here really. The first month of $80 has been paid.
How many weeks are in a month? Generally four.
Four weeks in a month and we are in week three, this negates the possibility of being a month late. - Do you see this kids?
Snobby was gracious enough to quit smacking her gum and pull the contract which showed we had checked the box declining coverage. Problem being she had charged the credit card for $93 and what we had there was a failure to communicate. I went for the throat and called the manager who refunded the difference (which is yet to show up) and fulfilled my demand of a new appliance bulb for our three week old fridge. I also explained that we requested our information not be marketed (see other checked box) but we have been receiving calls at home. Of course he will look into that right away because it certainly should not be happening!
Walking out the door I noticed an 18 cubic ft fridge for $76 a month....
Racket.
Scoob was in dire need of refreshment so we stopped at Sonic where I got the infamous Ocean Water. That stuff is still as bizarre as ever. A weird concoctive that aint right but you just cant put it down.. She was happily sucking down her orange cream slush when the conversation turned to yesteryear.. What has happened to Slurpees and Orange Julius? They have tragically gone downhill. We cant explain it, they just aint the same and dammit we're angry.
Next stop was to pick up some meds at the Vet. They had a seven week old kitten, free to a good home that Scoob was eyeing like a turkey at Thanksgiving. It was cute but all in all she decided to wait on pet prospects. Of course I had to tell Bing and Animal Kingdom may be up to six as of tomorrow morning..
Oh update for those of you informed on the previous Kingdom addition -
The folks were kind enough to bring Cooper down for a visit this past Sunday and he scared the boys and freaked the cats so we had stamp him a negative. The girlfriend didn't really look like she wanted to give him up anyway but I hope they find a good home for him if they do.
Bing has been thinking of getting an aquarium.
Long story even longer, I wore out the door locks and spent about $20 in gas to purchase a $6 item. Tragical.
Have I told you of our refrigerator tragedy?
We moved on into the purdy deelux trailer but had to scrape to find a fridge same day. Our last option (which we hated to do) was hit a rent to own place before 6pm on a Saturday. You know the drill, pay $1400 for a ridiculous marked up $700 item to begin with. Local version of a walk-in Fingerhut. We now have our 14.5 cubic ft fridge (yes, you did read that right, 14.5) for $80 a month and today I went in to make our second and hopefully last payment.
These places are created by Satan. First it is a maze to get around the damn place and lawd let me tell you some of the fugly stuff they got up in there! So I cruised on over to make the payment and was advised that we owed $94 vs. the $80 on the contract. Why might I ask? The snobby 17 year old cashier informed me that we had a late charge. We hadn't signed up for the bogus add on but apparently were a month behind on last month's fee of $13.
It's simple math here really. The first month of $80 has been paid.
How many weeks are in a month? Generally four.
Four weeks in a month and we are in week three, this negates the possibility of being a month late. - Do you see this kids?
Snobby was gracious enough to quit smacking her gum and pull the contract which showed we had checked the box declining coverage. Problem being she had charged the credit card for $93 and what we had there was a failure to communicate. I went for the throat and called the manager who refunded the difference (which is yet to show up) and fulfilled my demand of a new appliance bulb for our three week old fridge. I also explained that we requested our information not be marketed (see other checked box) but we have been receiving calls at home. Of course he will look into that right away because it certainly should not be happening!
Walking out the door I noticed an 18 cubic ft fridge for $76 a month....
Racket.
Scoob was in dire need of refreshment so we stopped at Sonic where I got the infamous Ocean Water. That stuff is still as bizarre as ever. A weird concoctive that aint right but you just cant put it down.. She was happily sucking down her orange cream slush when the conversation turned to yesteryear.. What has happened to Slurpees and Orange Julius? They have tragically gone downhill. We cant explain it, they just aint the same and dammit we're angry.
Next stop was to pick up some meds at the Vet. They had a seven week old kitten, free to a good home that Scoob was eyeing like a turkey at Thanksgiving. It was cute but all in all she decided to wait on pet prospects. Of course I had to tell Bing and Animal Kingdom may be up to six as of tomorrow morning..
Oh update for those of you informed on the previous Kingdom addition -
The folks were kind enough to bring Cooper down for a visit this past Sunday and he scared the boys and freaked the cats so we had stamp him a negative. The girlfriend didn't really look like she wanted to give him up anyway but I hope they find a good home for him if they do.
Bing has been thinking of getting an aquarium.
Ha, are you rolling your eyes too??
Punk the 20lb Mainecoon would certainly be playing water polo with fishy and Squirt would be standing by for a meal.
Punk the 20lb Mainecoon would certainly be playing water polo with fishy and Squirt would be standing by for a meal.
"Whatcha got there Charleyyyy? Chicken of the Seaaaaaaaaa...."
This idea is automatic DQ..
You might live in a trailer park if:
In an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.
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